There's Some Hos in This House" Christmas Sweatshirt – A Hilarious Holiday Parody!
Bring the fun and festive energy this season with our "There's Some Hos in This House" Christmas Sweatshirt—a cheeky parody of the popular song "WAP" with a merry Christmas twist! Perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, or just adding some humor to your Christmas wardrobe, this sweatshirt combines Christmas cheer with a playful, pop-culture-inspired spin. Featuring the bold and hilarious message, this sweatshirt is a fun way to spread joy and laughter all season long.
Made with the high-quality fabric of a Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt, it offers warmth, comfort, and durability—perfect for chilly winter nights. Whether you're lounging at home or out spreading Christmas cheer, this sweatshirt will keep you cozy and stylish.
Key Features:
- Holiday Parody Fun: Featuring the cheeky phrase “There’s Some Hos in This House” with a Christmas flair, this sweatshirt is a playful parody of the viral "WAP" song—just the right touch of humor for the holidays!
- Gildan Quality: Crafted with Gildan’s durable fabric, this sweatshirt combines a soft cotton-poly blend for all-day comfort and warmth.
- Holiday Cheer: Ideal for wearing to Christmas parties, family events, or simply relaxing by the fire with a good laugh.
- Cozy and Stylish: With its classic crewneck design, this sweatshirt gives you a relaxed fit that’s perfect for layering during the colder months.
- Great Gift Idea: A perfect gift for anyone who loves humorous Christmas apparel or wants to add some lightheartedness to their holiday season.
Product Details:
- Made by Gildan: Known for its long-lasting quality and comfort, this sweatshirt is designed to hold up to repeated washes while keeping its softness.
- Fabric Composition: 50% cotton, 50% polyester for durability and comfort.
- Fit: Classic, unisex crewneck with a relaxed fit that suits all body types.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold; tumble dry low to maintain its cozy feel and vibrant design.
Get ready for the holidays and show off your fun side with the "There’s Some Hos in This House" Christmas Sweatshirt—a parody with a Christmas flair that will keep you laughing and comfortable all season long.
- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel & no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs & waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Many of our products are personalized, so therefore our shipping times can vary slightly. However on average, merchandise is produced and shipped from our facility 3-5 business days after purchase. Expedited shipping options only expedite the shipping times, not the actual production time prior to shipment. Standard shipping/transit times apply (1-7 days for domestic and 4-15 days for international).
We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. Please review our policy below for specific product categories:
Shirts & Blankets (Made to Order, Including Personalized):
Due to the custom nature of our made-to-order shirts & blankets, including personalized items, we cannot accept returns or exchanges unless the item is damaged or there is an error on our part.
We stand behind the quality of our shirts & blankets and guarantee our workmanship 100%.
If you receive a damaged or incorrect shirt or blanket, please contact us immediately with photos of the issue. We will gladly replace the item at no charge.
Jeans and Shorts:
For jeans and shorts, we adhere to the following return policy:
- We accept returns for orders shipped to US customers only.
- Items must be unworn, with original tags, and in clear packaging with a SKU label.
- Return requests must be initiated within 7 days of receiving the order.
- You then have an additional 7 days to ship the items back for a full refund.
- Orders not meeting these criteria may incur a 20% restocking fee or be declined.
- Shipping charges are non-refundable, and return shipping is the customer's responsibility unless the return is due to a shipping error.
- Returns are processed within 5-7 business days of receipt, and you will be notified via email upon completion.
Jewelry (Including Personalized):
All Jewelry items are final sale and non-returnable.
If you receive a damaged or incorrect jewelry item, please contact us immediately with photos of the issue. We will gladly replace the item at no charge.
In the event that your jewelry arrives damaged and is no longer available to replace, we will issue a store credit or refund.
General Return Information:
To initiate any return or report a damaged/incorrect item, please contact us at shopsmalltownmercantile@gmail.com.
Please include your order number and clear photos of any damage or errors.
We will respond to your inquiry as quickly as possible and provide instructions for the return or replacement process.
Important Notes:
We reserve the right to refuse any return that does not meet our policy requirements.
Please carefully review your order before placing it, especially for personalized items.
